Subject on the Register
The roundabout at Cranes Farm Road and Upper Mayne, Noak Bridge
Essex · 51°34′44.6″N · 0°26′36.4″E
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Certified valuation
Every subject on the Register carries a certified valuation, assessed by deterministic survey. The Register prices constituency, not concrete: a modest mini-roundabout at the heart of a town outranks the mightiest gyratory on a lonely A-road. The assessment is itemised below and is not open to negotiation.
Certified against the National Schedule of six classes.
The subject, surveyed
- Nearest public house
- Plough & Tractor · 720 m
- Nearest chip shop
- Ayla’m Fish & Chips · 1.0 miles
- Approaches
- 4
- Circumference
- 158 m — 14.5 double-decker buses end to end
- Laps to walk off a pint of ale
- 19
- Departure from a true circle
- 5% — very nearly a true circle
- Rival roundabouts within a mile
- 15
- County
- Essex — 5th most roundabout-rich in the kingdom
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