Subject on the Register

The roundabout at Central Avenue and Burn Lane, Newton Aycliffe

County Durham · 54°37′19.0″N · 1°33′58.6″W

One adopter per roundabout. When it's yours, it's yours; the Register does not tolerate rivals.

Certified valuation

Every subject on the Register carries a certified valuation, assessed by deterministic survey. The Register prices constituency, not concrete: a modest mini-roundabout at the heart of a town outranks the mightiest gyratory on a lonely A-road. The assessment is itemised below and is not open to negotiation.

Base schedule valuation, all registered subjects+£2.99

Neighbourhood custom: 7 establishments within 300 m+£0.35

Within the town of Newton Aycliffe+£1.00

Secondary road service+£0.30

6-way configuration (1 supernumerary approach)+£0.40

Within the sound of St Mary's Catholic Church's bells+£0.30

On the school run: St Mary's Catholic Primary School+£0.20

Assessed by survey£5.54

Certified value · Class V£4.99

Certified against the National Schedule of six classes.

The subject, surveyed

Nearest public house: Blakes Sports & Lounge Bar · 540 m
Nearest chip shop: Reds Fish Bar · 0.8 miles
Approaches: 6
Circumference: 146 m — 13.4 double-decker buses end to end
Laps to walk off a full English breakfast: 88
Departure from a true circle: 9% — gently oval
Rival roundabouts within a mile: 5
County: County Durham — 34th most roundabout-rich in the kingdom

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This certificate is a novelty gift. It confers no legal rights, obligations, or right of way.